Grab The Joystick – It’s Urinal Games!

You've done it and you know it. You've played 'Squirt The Urinal Cake'. Or 'Shoot The Cigarette Butt'.  Good news, Men. Those games are soooooo yesterday.

The geniuses at SEGA, and I do mean GENIUSES, have  increased the 'Manertainment' factor of a trip to the can by 1000. The nerds and geeks in the SEGA Research division have come up with urinal games.

NO longer are we forced to pretend the butt floating at the bottom of the porcelain is an Iranian aircraft carrier, and you've got the bigger laser ever trained on it... now we can blast graffiti off a wall (Graffiti Eraser)  or hike up a woman's skirt (The North Wind & Her)... or if you're into volume, find out just how much you've let loose (Manneken Pis).

'Toylet' games are shipping to urinals in public restrooms next month. You may have even run across a few if you travel in the Far East (They were beta-tested). You'll basically pee on a sensor installed in the urinal itself and then watch your progress on a screen near the lever.

All Hail SEGA!