From a pig with a wooden leg to Shakespeare; horrible joke Friday

Every Friday Johnny U comes in and gives us some horrible joke.  Today happens to be Thursday, I realize, but he won't be available tomorrow.  And this one... actually 2 of them, totally terrible.  Just like always.  I should really just blow right by this, but it would be a disservice to you to not let you be the judge of this one.  Baxter and I have already weighed in, and we think they BOTH suck.

So- here it is, your horrible joke for Friday on a Thursday.

Since he did come in here with two jokes, when he normally only has one, has be believing that he knew these jokes were God-awful.  He just wants some sort of validation.  Well, you tell a joke this bad and what do you get?

Crickets.

If he thinks that he has any sort of aspiring career in the field of comedy he probably needs to rethink this.  In other words, don't quit your day job, Johnny!!

Until next week...