Hey Minnesota: It’s Spooky Season! At Home Depot?
We've reached the 'ber months (September, October, November, December) and that means it's SPOOKY SEASON, BABY (yes, even after Halloween)! It's a great time to drag out the Halloween décor and set 'em up for a couple (3 or 4) months! Or perhaps you prefer to update your spooky deco every year.
And of all places to stock up on the spookiest yard displays, the place to check is apparently...The Home Depot.
'Murderous Maple'? Sounds like maple syrup that's sold by Liquid Death...
The Murderous Maple tree is 9 feet tall with LED lights, and $249.
Wanna keep the Gen-X parents off your lawn? A 3.5-foot animated Chucky should do the trick for just $199.
What's this? WHAT'S THIS?! If you want to attract the Gen Xers, then this 13-foot animated Jack Skellington (with illuminated LED face and posable arms) should do the trick for just $399.
If you want to upgrade the entrance to your spooky cave (giggity), then a 7.5-foot Jack-O-Lantern Archway will do the trick. It's weather- and rust-resistant, and just $199.
Need yourself the ghost with the most, baby? Timely and life-or-death-sized at 6.4 feet with a spinning head, the animated Beetlejuice will make your millennium. He speaks 9 lines from the classic first film, and you can turn on the juice for just $199.
Some of these are available in-store, most others can be shipped to either your home or a store. Some have very limited availability, so don't hesitate if you wanna rule the block this Halloween!
H/T: The Home Depot
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