Loon Morning Show Super Bowl Bet 2015 [POLL]

Here on the Loon Morning Show we have decided to challenge our super sports guy Dave to a friendly wager on the Super Bowl, and rather than betting with a can of soda (like we normally do), we've decided to step up the wager and have a real consequence to losing this bet, and we need you to decide what that will be.  

We have come up with some disgusting (yet non lethal)  things to do to the loser.  Here are the four things we've come up with, you take the poll to determine what exactly the loser of this bet will be subjected to.