File this under, "Where do I sign up for this?!" Also file under, "Why are we studying THIS?!?"

According to a "study" that appeared in Evolutionary Psychological Science, men "ejaculated more, for a longer time and more quickly after ‘beginning’ when they watched a video with an unknown female in it."

The study concluded what most men and women already know: men who make whoopee with new women finish faster.

File another copy under, "DUH."