Thankfully when St. Cloud finally has its much anticipated apocalypse, Costco will be in town to make sure we can all survive. It'll only cost you $6,000 and they're ready to feed you for a year.
So we made it through the Rapture and the Mayan Apocalypse unscathed, but don't go clearing your survival supplies out of your homemade bomb shelter just yet, we have another doomsday on the calendar.