2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons). That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed.
On Tuesday, a naked burglar was found by workers in a Kentucky supermarket completely covered in chocolate and peanut butter. Hey, can you blame him? The two go so perfectly together.