Yup, That’s a Functional Keyboard on My Pants
Workaholics will not only have to worry about carpal tunnel syndrome, but also jock itch and chafing – if the inventors of ‘Beauty and the Geek’ have their way.
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World’s Rarest Football Card Found In Attic of Farmhouse
The market for sports collectibles pretty much collapsed about 15 years ago which is why all the sports cards you bought when you were a kid are sitting in a box in your parents’ basement. If you wait about 100 years those cards might be worth something again.
Why Does This Vodka Cost $3,000 Per Bottle?
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Elit by Stolichnaya has been trying to up their vodka game with high-priced, high-class brands that have gone through more cold-filtration and aging than a cryogenics lab. Their new “Pristine” brand – priced at $3,000 a bottle – should come with a heavenly light shining on it at all times.
Teen Girl Forced By Parents to Stand on Corner and Hold ‘I Steal’ Sign
Some kids just get grounded when they disobey their parents. But in Memphis, TN, this young lady had to stand on a busy corner holding a sign that said, “I steal from my family” as a punishment.
There Will Soon Be More Cell Phones Than People in the World
Cisco’s annual Global Mobile Data Traffic Forecast makes some interesting (some may say frightening) predictions, including the fact that the number of mobile-connected devices will exceed the world’s population sometime this year.
Minnesota Man Steals $25,000 Worth of Tide Detergent
If it’s gotta be clean, it’s gotta be Tide. If it’s gotta be stolen Tide, it’s gotta be Patrick Paul Costanzo. Costanzo systemically stole $25,000 worth of Tide liquid detergent from a St. Paul, Minnesota store over the course of a year.
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Japanese Man Breaks the World Record for Cracking the Most Nuts With His Butt
Japan has some crazy shows, but their Guinness World Records TV series is somehow the craziest. You think we’re kidding, but in one episode a man named Tomoharu Shoji sets a world record by crushing 43 nuts in one minute… Oh, yeah, and he did it just by using his butt.
Nicolas Cage Addresses Immortality Rumors on ‘Letterman’
On Thursday night’s ‘Late Show With David Letterman‘ Nicolas Cage finally addressed the rumors that he is immortal, and perhaps a vampire. At this point, would we really be all that surprised by anything Cage says?
College Football Recruit Picks School Because It Was ‘Close To a Chick-fil-A’
You might think highly-recruited high school football player Cassanova McKinzy of Birmingham, Ala. announced that he would attend Auburn University this fall because he wanted to one day be like former Tigers star, and No. 1 overall NFL Draft pick, Cam Newton
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Dennis Rodman is Looking For Female Players For a Topless Basketball League
While we never pegged Dennis Rodman — and his penchant for eye shadow and high heals — as NBA coaching material, this new career choice for the NBA legend sounds about right.
Beatles Fan Gets Obsessive Tattoo
It's one thing to be a fan of The Beatles, or any music group or celebrity for that matter, but it is completely another to be so obsessed that you get multiple tattoos depicting your love of the star.
‘Shakoozie’ Makes Showering with a Beer Even Easier
After a long, hard and sweaty workout, there’s nothing we enjoy more than a cheap Mexican beer (Tecate or Sol, to be precise). The other thing we want after a long hot run is a shower, and we often vacillate between which we want first.