The 12 Seasons of Minnesota
Yeah, you thought there were only 4 seasons in Minnesota. Sure doesn't seem that way. It seems that Minnesota weather is all over the place. The good old North country give us a wide variety of temps, ranging from -20- to mid 90's or even warmer.
So, to me, it seems there are at least 12 seasons in Minnesota;
Winter; We all know this one. Bitter cold, snow and ice. By far, my least favorite time of the year.
Fool's Spring: Sure feels like Spring, but Minnesotans know Mother Nature is just messing with us.
Second Winter; How about another blizzard just to show who's boss? This can be downright depressing.
Sping of Deception; Aw yeah, now we're talkin'. Nice temps. Yea, Spring is in the air.
Third Winter; Hey, how about just one more round of snow?
The Pollening; After all the crappy weather has kept your sinuses guessing, it's now time to let alergies kick your ass.
Actual Spring; The trees are budding and occasional rain showeres are washing away all the Winter slime. Yea, it's here!
Summer; Mild daytime temps and cool nights. Bugs have figured out where you are.
Hell's Front Porch: Hot and humid with the occasional thunder boomer. Maybe even a tornado or two. Great time to get out on the lake and enjoy being scantily clad.
False Fall; That's where we are now. Cooler temps and time to get the warmer wardrobe out but DON'T put away the Summer stuff quite yet.
Second Summer; It's back! Enjoy the great temps and take advantage of the mild weather to clean up the leaves that have given up for the year.
Actual Fall; Finally here, that grease slide to Winter we call Fall. RIP bugs
And the cycle continues.
Get the 'Loon Extra' Newsletter
Sign up for our newsletter and get the latest Minnesota & rock news in your inbox a couple times a week. If we're not awesome, drop us like a hot potato.