Things I Believe To Be True, But Probably Aren’t

It seems to be getting more difficult to tell what is real and what is not. We are bombarded with constant bull sh*t  day after day, making it very hard to separate fact from fiction.

There are a few things that I think are total falsehoods that we are led to believe for one reason or another. I really hope my therapist doesn't see this. Here are just a few examples of what I'm talking about;

The "New" Coke that came out in the 80's was just to make us appreciate the old Coke.

That pedestrian button at crosswalks isn't hooked up to anything.

JR shot himself

A fair number of the World's politicians have advanced syphilis 

Nature made my hair fall out because I was getting too good looking

Moses may have been heavily into psychedelics 

There is no gold in Fort Knox and there never was.

When the the big earthquake hits, the entire country except California will fall into the Atlantic Ocean

Square dancing was the original rap music

Charles Manson totally misunderstood the lyrics to "Helter Skelter"