Would It Be Cool If I Just Gave Your Snow Booger A Little Kick?

Hey there, fellow Dollar Tree shopper.

My wife had to run into the store to grab a gift bag and a couple greeting cards, and I couldn't notice the massive, irresistible snow booger dangling from the underside of your car. I don't mean to be too forward, but would you mind if I gave it a little kick?

Of course I would never kick another person's snow booger without asking first. Can you imagine someone coming out to the parking lot and seeing a grown man kicking at the bottom of their car? I'm guessing it wouldn't go over too well.

I can speak from experience when I say that booger, and the satisfaction of kicking the crap out of it until it falls off, belongs to the car's owner and no one else. I have a hard time with this when my kids kick at my wheel well... I want them to have fun but those are MINE!

Smacking a giant snow booger off of a wheel well is one of the most underrated joys during a long, cold Minnesota winter. It's right up there with running and sliding along a slushy sidewalk, pretending an icicle is a giant cigar then blowing out the 'smoke,' and watching a movie under a blanket while snow falls outside.

There can be some drawbacks to removing them, though. For one, they can be frozen super solid and hurt the holy heck out of your foot. Second, they can be a bit too slushy and splash your pants and coat.

But, when you hit that snow booger Goldilocks zone and the slushy glob of snow, ice and salt plops down to the pavement in one dump... it's bliss. Pure bliss.