A Selfie Was The Best Witness
A man had been accused of breaking into his ex-girlfriend's house, attacking her, and carving the letter "X" into her chest.
Dark Days and Cold Climate Equals Drinkers… Duh…..
Maybe it's because we don't want to go outside and do stuff because of the aforementioned darkness and cold.
He’s Talking Stinky Feet and The Fridge
The first one, I actually thought was going to be really funny. Started off great...
Glensheen One of the Best Christmas Displays in the Country
There are several of these types of displays across the country. And Glensheen, right here in Minnesota, is considered one of the best!
Is There Anything Better Than Ranch Dressing?
You can get a GIANT bottle of ranch available for a limited time.
Dinner or Supper? I Thought It Depended Where You Grew Up…
Originally Dinner referred to the largest meal of the day. And at the time this was happening, the meal in the middle of the day was dinner.
Non Smokers Get Extra Days Off- Make Up For Smoke Breaks
So the idea is that the extra time that smokers spend smoking isn't fair to the people who are non-smokers and don't get as many breaks.
Monopoly for Millennials?
Wow- get ready for a parade of people who are super offended by this game.
Champagne of Beers in Champagne Bottles
Well, look at that... just in time for the holidays. The so-called Champagne of beers, Miller High Life, is now going to be sold in actual champagne bottles.
Thanksgiving Excuses and Fails
I found this article and it states that having turkey on Thanksgiving is actually on it's way out.
Dumb Survey Time Again Regarding Oreos.
My first instinct is to say that they are brown. They are chocolate cookies, and they are made of cocoa, which is definitely brown.
Please Give Me a Push and Your Wife
It's that time again... Friday. Johnny U and his lame jokes. He was here and they were, of course, lame