Baxter’s World, My Favorite Joke (WARNING RATED R)
This joke is near and dear to my heart. You see,about 12 years ago my dad was very sick and on his last weeks on the planet. I told my dad this joke and just about every day or so, he would say "Hey, tell me that joke again", so I'd tell it again and he'd laugh like he had never heard it before. I'll type it out for those who can't listen to an R rated joke at work.
THESE 3 COUPLES WERE ON A ROAD TRIP AND DECIDED TO STOP FOR THE NIGHT AT A HOTEL. TURNS OUT THE HOTEL ONLY HAD ONE ROOM LEFT WITH TWO QUEEN BEDS. THEY WERE ALL TIRED AND DECIDED TO TAKE THE ROOM. THEY TALKED IT OVER AND DECIDED THAT THE WOMEN WOULD SLEEP IN ONE BED AND THE MEN IN THE OTHER. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THE GUY SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE FELT THE GUY NEXT TO HIM START TO GET OUT OF BED. "WHERE YOU GOING" HE SAID. "i'M GOING TO FIND MY WIFE. I'VE GOT THE BIGGEST ERECTION I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE" THE FIRST MAN REPLIED "WELL, I'M GOING WITH YOU". WHY ARE YOU GOING WITH ME?" REPLIED THE MAN. "THAT'S MY D**K IN YOUR HAND"