Bejing Confirms Flatulence Can Spread COVID-19 Virus
This seems completely ridiculous. But apparently corona virus can technically be transferred to another person through an actual fart. But- not in just the way you are probably thinking.
There are some stipulations:
In a lengthy and seemingly humorous yet serious article on its WeChat account, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) of Tongzhou district in Beijing clarified that farts, normally, do not constitute another transmission route of COVID-19, unless someone takes a good and rather close sniff of gas from a pantless patient.
So... yeah...you would need to have your face right up by someone's naked rear end, and take in a big ol' wiff as the offending function exits said rear end. The odds of that happening... well, you can figure that out for yourself.