St. Patrick's Day is celebrated a bit early with a special edition of Johnny U and his lame jokes. He does have 2 again... both not great... but I will admit that the second one is better than the first.
Of course you have heard of Elf on a Shelf, right? Some people say it's awesome, some people say it's a total pain in the rear. But what about adding the Peep On A Perch? Same concept, except it's with Peeps.