At a late meeting on Friday,, St Cloud City Council passed a resolution to allow a clothing optional beach at Lake George. The nude beach would only be available on weekends from 9 AM until dusk.

When asked about children and others that may be offended by such a beach, a city councilman that asked to remain anonymous, was quoted as saying "If you've ever seen the people that go to clothing optional beaches, you only look once and then try to poke your eyes out.

The city also approved funds for a barrier along division street to obscure the view and keep drivers from getting sick while driving by.

When asked why the late night vote on this matter, one councilman replied "We'd been to Happy Hour and decided what the hell, the whole worlds circling the drain anyway'>

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