Cops Bust Geriatric Orgy
In my opinion, we should all have this kind of energy and passion when we get old. You hear stories occasionally about all the shenanigans going on in assisted living and rest homes.
There's this field outside of Fairfield, Connecticut that is locally famous for being a place for strangers to "hook up". Police made a bust there last week and arrested 6 people for breach of peace and public indecency.
Here's the funny part, they arrested 5 men ages 62 to 82 and one woman who was the ripe old age of 85 (cougar?). The 82 year old man had the same name as the woman arrested but it's unclear if they were married. I'm just hoping they weren't brother and sister.
I would love to be in the courtroom when these spry old horn dogs go in front of the judge. Maybe there will be protesters outside with big signs, "Free the Fairfield 6".
At least these old geezers are using their Viagra for more than just to keep them from rolling out of bed.
(Norwalk News Times)
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