Dear Baxter, My New Girlfriend Doesn’t Know I’m a Virgin

Baxter,

I very recently started dating someone new.  We get along great and things are progressing towards sex.  She has had a couple of long term relationships and I'm sure is very experienced compared to me. I've tried to save myself for the right girl and this one seems to be the one. How do I pull this off without looking like a total loser?

Ben    St Cloud

Hey Ben,

I see your problem.  I suggest, on your special night, you get her good and liquored up. That way you can always write it off as being too drunk.  At any rate just try relax and get ready for the best 12 seconds of your life, so far.  Hope this helps.

Baxter

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