Couple Stuff

I wonder if his wife went back in to raise bail money?

That's about a 9000% tip

"I've been thinking" A lot about your sister

A bride is upset after some of the guests bring Tupperware containers to the reception in order to fill with to-go food.

I really thing she could have held out for more

“I’d make sushi outta ur kidneys n chopsticks outta ur hand bones.”.

How about we file a 1040 Sleazy?

Ok- this has got to be one of the cooler ideas that has come up in awhile.

It was probably be worth it, right?

So, there you go. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Maybe you will meet your soul mate and have a wonderful time. Remember, it's 3 months.

So, we though we'd put a different kind of twist on the big love holiday