Couple Stuff

Where there's a will, there's a way

If this is what needs to be done to get some help around the house, so be it.

Not only was it the most romantic city in Minnesota, we actually ranked in the top 5- #4 to be exact.

"I was choked by extreme love and affection"

"She just went Stone Cold crazy on my ass"

Keep your boys cool in the Summer months

What does that sound like? Yes, it sounds like that, and that is what it means. Average sized "junk". Oh, and a really nice smile.

Even a stiff breeze can bring results

I wonder if his wife went back in to raise bail money?

That's about a 9000% tip

"I've been thinking" A lot about your sister

A bride is upset after some of the guests bring Tupperware containers to the reception in order to fill with to-go food.