JOKES: Little Billie- On the Can, Little Johnny- Inappropriate, a

Johnny UMF came in the studio this morning for Lame Joke Friday. Again, he said he had a good one and "we were going to laugh". In all fairness, he does say this every week. Then every week he delivers his jokes and it's really never more than a chuckle. And actually, that might be a stretch.

Again, as he has done most weeks, he had two jokes. The first one was Little Billie trying to go "doodie" and is having an issue. The second joke was Little Johnny, and he was being inappropriate to his teacher as per usual. So, you kind of know what you're going to get with that one.

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Tune in next week for a couple new jokes with Johnny UMF. He comes in each Friday armed with a couple of jokes that he always says are "really good" but so far, that has not been the case.

We do tease him most weeks that he needs not to "quit his day job". We know his future is not in stand up comedy. But he does keep trying each and every week. So, more power to him, I guess.

Until next week... just after Dave Overlund's Sports about 7:35am Fridays.