I know it's not Friday. But this week we are moving our Lame Joke Friday to Lame Joke Wednesday.  Johnny U came in this morning and again announced that he had some "great ones" this week.

PHOTO: Laura Bradshaw TSM St Cloud
PHOTO: Laura Bradshaw TSM St Cloud

We didn't really have much confidence with that, and duh... you shouldn't either. Same as usual, 2 flushers.

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The first one is about some sort of heart attack.  Now, how is that funny?  Well, it's not really, but it's what leads up to it that is mildly humorous.  I really want to emphasize "mildly" humorous.  Got it?

The second one (he always has two, and I think it's because he knows that they are terrible) is about golf.  'Tis the season, you know.  So, the second joke is about golf... but not just some regular golf game, it's gorilla golf.  What does that mean, exactly?  Well, I'm glad you asked...because I have no answer for you.  No really, I don't.

Check out both jokes here:

See?  No, a heart attack isn't funny, but he tries with what is laid out around it. And as far as gorilla golf... do you understand what that was?  If I have to have a joke explained to me, it's not very good.  Just my opinion, but c'mon!  Jokes should be obvious, shouldn't they?  Maybe it's because I don't really golf... at all.  I should, but right now it escapes me.  That might be the issue.  Maybe. Or maybe those jokes are just as bad as I think they are.  You can be the judge on that one.

Until next week... or wait... until 2 weeks from now...

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