It's Friday. You know what that means.  Johnny U comes into the studio with us and attempts to make people laugh with his "jokes".  At this point instead of a laugh, I would settle for at lease a slight smile or even a smirk.

He always says that he's got another "good one".  At first when he was saying things like that we were kind of excited.  Like maybe today would be the day that would get us to laugh. But time after time, another flusher.  I even think that maybe he goes out of his way to bring us the "flushers" so that we can keep the name of "Lame Joke Friday".  It would make sense, right? Otherwise, how could you possibly justify having this many clunkers?  I mean, that takes effort to find jokes that are this bad.. you can't even really call them jokes.

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But this week... they were still bad, but at least they were short.  Check it out:

Look at the look on his face.  I don't even think he thinks these were good or "funny" jokes.  I mean, how could he, right?  We can't be the only ones that notice that these jokes are on this side of awful.  I normally think that Johnny U could understand humor... right?  Maybe it would be a good idea to have some submissions.  Then, at least, we would have someone else to blame.  Kidding!  Kind of.

Until next week...