Looking for a Reason to Drop Your Gym Membership?
I admit, I'm not much of a gym guy. My first wife (training wife) bought me a membership many years ago. My first day, I swear, the trainer was trying to kill me. I couldn't lift my arms for 2 weeks. Enough of that. No pain, no pain.
If you are looking for a reason to drop your gym membership, we have some suggestions for you.
No ashtray on the treadmill
You already work up a pretty good sweat thinking about pie.
No nude spin class.
You don't need muscles to get laid, you need a miracle.
You get your quota of dumbbells following politics
In the lobby they hung your picture as a "Before" poster
Peeing in the shower is frowned upon
No pool bar
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