As heard on the February 16th show:

 

1. Man Leaves Prosthetic Arm at Crash

Drinking and driving is BAD.  Drinking, driving, crashing is worse.  Drinking, driving, crashing then leaving the scene of the crime is thee worst.  That's what one Texas man did.  Only problem, he left a couple items behind.  His passenger and his prosthetic arm.  Probably going to need that again at some point.  Better yet, can they use the limb to track down the man?

 

 

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2. Great Moments in SNL's 40th Anniversary Show

Sunday night NBC celebrated 40 years of Saturday Night Live and even though the show ran 3 1/2 hours, it could have gone longer.  So many great moments like Celebrity Jeopardy when Turd Ferguson showed up or Opera Man, the Blues Brothers with Jim Belushi sitting in for his brother.   Not to mention all the impressions that happened when Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Jane Curtin took over the Weekend Update desk.  Even Eddie Murphy showed up for the first time in 30 years.

 

 

 

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 3. Did You Have Sex at 8:45 p.m. on Valentines Day?

A new survey asked couples what time they got it on Valentines Day and found that the average time was about 8:45 p.m.  Couples with kids had a later time for the average with most saying the "get-it-on" time was closer to 9:30 p.m.

 

 

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 4. Getting Out of a Ticket

Almost everyone has tried to lie their way out of a ticket, but this guy's story is the best.  A man in New Jersey claimed to be his blind twin brother to delay court hearings after being served several motor vehicle summonses.  Mind you, the man did not have any twin brother at all.

 

 

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 5. Kid Sends Valentines Day Cards to Every Girl in School

One high school student worked all summer to raise enough money to by a big Valentines surprise for the 1076 girls at his high school.  Each one received candy hearts and a card from "Anonymous".  The secret romeo didn't stay secret for long.  We have a feeling the single Dan Williams won't be single anymore after this thoughtful act of kindness.

 

 

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 6. Show & Tell

Jesse & Lucy bring in another round of items this week.  Lucy shows off her massive 6 inch heels that she used to wear in the cover band she played in and Jesse does NOT bring in a doll - HOORAY!