Loon Morning Rundown: If Whiskey Bottles Could Talk [AUDIO]

As heard on the February 27th show:

1. Man Leaves Bar With Blonde & Wakes Up Without Testicles

It's just like those Hostel movies. A 30-year-old guy in Russia, went home with a beautiful blonde he met at the bar, took a cab to a sauna, she offered him a drink, he drank it and it's the last thing he remembers. Upon waking, he found his testicles had been surgically removed. Wonder how he explained that one to his WIFE?

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2. Human Head Transplants?!?

It sounds like the story line for a show on the Sci Fi network, but it could be a reality in the future. An Italian surgeon is proposing the idea of head transplants at an upcoming fundraiser and gathering of medical professionals. The big road block he's running into is the ethics of the project. Just because we can, does it mean we should? What do you think?

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3. Ways to Get People to Like You According to the FBI

Number one, don't be a member of the FBI. Kidding. Former head of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Program just released a book called "It's Not All About 'Me': The Top Ten Techniques for Building Quick Rapport With Anyone." In it he gives great tips for getting someone to be on your side and the key is something most people (including us) need work on - LISTENING.

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4. KFC Introduces Edible Coffee Cups

Have your coffee and eat it too! KFC is rolling out new edible coffee cups that are made of cookie and a kind of white chocolate that ... doesn't melt? We confused. How does chocolate NOT melt? Makes us wonder what else is in that chocolate, but we still want to eat one.

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5. Smart Whiskey Bottles

Imagine this, you're walking down the aisle at your favorite liquor store when all of a sudden your phone alerts you with a coupon for one of the bottles sitting on a nearby shelf. It sounds crazy, but smart product sensors could be the future of advertising. Johnnie Walker Scotch Whisky is pairing with a company called Thinfilm Electronics to begin introducing this technology to the masses. Love it? Hate it?

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6. South Korea Decriminalizes Adultery, Condom Sales Go Up

Time to buy stock in Unidus Corp. The condom manufacturer is seeing a jump in stocks after South Korea ruled that their law against adultery is unconstitutional and infringes on people's right to make their own decisions on sex and their private life. What does it say that as soon as this sucker was passed a bunch of husbands ran out and bought condoms? Next thing to spike ... divorce rates?