Royal Baby Gets Name, Axel Rose-Windsor

Okay, I might have made that up. Okay, okay, I did make that up. Baby Sussex now has an official name and it's Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor. Boy, that's a mouthful.

I hope he never has to take the Iowa Basics test. He'll never be able to fit his name in the boxes.

Not sure about the name Archie. Doesn't sound quite "royal" enough. I was hoping for something cool, like Keith Richard-Windsor or just Never B. King- Windsor. That might be the best choice.

Odds makers had Spencer, Princess Diana's maiden name, as the top choice. Other options were James, Alexander, Auther, Albert and Philip.

I am glad they finally did decide on a name because, I don't know about you but, I was on the edge of my seat and haven't slept well since the little royal rug rat was born.