sign of the apocalypse

"What's that? FUN?!? Can't be having THAT!" ~teh gubmint

Is a nightmare that (allegedly) happened in real life

Some people suck at their job, but this is one you JUST. CAN'T. SUCK. AT. !!!.

This is getting pigdiculous...

Hipsters: your ironic god has answered your cynical prayers!

Kids need to be taught how to "recess" now?!?!

This is what we get for allowing pumpkin spice anything.