Tech the Intern needs help.

With women. He needs help with women.

Specifically, he needs help with increasing his chances of a second date. Or maybe decreasing his chances of blowing the first date. We can't decide which would be easier.

The Loon Morning Show decided to help Tech with his dating skills.

Chicks dig guys with skills...and statues. GAWD! (Getty Images)

We enlisted the help of weekend Loonatic Shannon Knight to hone Tech's dating skills.

It could've gone worse...

If you can't be hung like one, might as well ride one... (Getty Images)

Come back for part two tomorrow!