The 10 Things I Most Love About Spring in Minnesota
1) No snow (like Winter)
2) More daylight (unlike Winter)
3) I can annoy people once again with my Hawaiian shirts (unlike Winter)
4) People aren't so f'ing cranky (like Winter)
5) It's not followed by Winter
6) No stressful holidays (like Winter)
7) Can put my car windows down so stupid drivers can hear me yell (unlike Winter)
8) I can walk around in my Speedo without having to explain myself to authorities (unlike Winter)
9) I can swear at the birds in the morning instead of the cold. (unlike Winter)
10) It's not Winter!