The Hawaiian Shirt, Chick Magnet or Birth Control?

It's that time of year again. No, I'm not talking about Spring or baseball or any of that non important stuff.  I'm taking Hawaiian shirt season! Not every guy can pull off the leisurely and sexy look a good Hawaiian shirt provides. I've worn these monstrosities since I was a kid and I have to admit to taking a lot of comfort wearing a good quality Hawaiian shirt. They are suitable for any occasion, weddings, funerals, job interviews or just hanging at the beach. I must own at least 40 of these shirts and counting. When I found out my wife wasn't crazy about the look, it was almost a deal breaker.  We compromised and now I can wear them but must walk 10 feet behind or in front of her when we are out.  So, fellow Hawaiian shirt guys, were them with pride.  Nothing says "I really don't give a f***" like a great Hawaiian shirt.