David Blaine's lame attempt at spectacle has nothing on this amazing display of f-ing awesomeness. Most of us are familiar with Tesla Coils, the incredible electric devices that arc electricity bolts... but there aren't many daredevils that would put on a Faraday cage-like suit and arc that stuff right through their body... much less battle outside for the thrill of a crowd.

But the wonder of human craziness takes a giant and incredibly cool step forward with these two madmen simulating an electric battle during The Belfast Festival in Queens. Now we know the REAL reason why NYC lost power during Hurricane Sandy.