Who Loves You More, Your Dog or Your Wife?

My wife thinks I like our dog, Astro, more than I like her.  Of course, this is not true.  At least, I think it's not true.  I think the bigger question is, who loves you more, your dog or your wife?  There is a simple way to find out.  First lock both your dog and wife in the trunk of your car.  Wait about half an hour, open the trunk and see which one is happy to see you.  I rest my case.