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Woman Divorces Her Pirate Husband GHOST
Every day you have a chance to meet someone, or hear about someone who is on another level of crazy. In steps this woman. She is divorcing her pirate husband... who happens to be a ghost. Yep, a ghost.
I mean, how does one even marry a ghost, much less divorce said ghost because they weren't getting along???? He wasn't around enough? Didn't spend time with her family and friends?? I mean, he is a ghost, so I guess all of that could be true, right? And how would he actually defend himself? Does he leave when the divorce is final? Does he have a proxy sign the divorce papers? How about any alimony? SO many questions....
But really, the biggest one is how does this even happen? I'm guessing the marriage wasn't fulfilling.
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