You Know You Live in Minnesota If….
Comedian Jeff Foxworthy has done a lot of comedy using the "You might be" slant. According to Jeff Foxworthy You just might be from Minnesota if;
Your local dairy Queen is closed November through March
You've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time.
You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
You often switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
You install security lights on your house and garage but leave your doors unlocked.
There are several empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over their snowsuit.
You know "a brat" is something you eat.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
You find minus 10 degrees "a bit chilly"
You think the major food groups are beer, fish and Venison.
Your town has the same number of bars and churches.
If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there.
You might live in Minnesota