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I'm a reluctant member of society and am seriously trying to find an alternative. I've been suicidal for the last couple of decades but at the same time a chronic procrastinator.  Seems to work for me. I have a extremely short attention span and well, enough about me.
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Dear Baxter, Settle an Argument Between Me and My Wife. Which is More Painful, Childbirth or a Kick in the Nads?

Dear Baxter,

My wife and I have this ongoing argument about with is more painful, a kick in the nuts or childbirth?  Since, for obvious reasons, neither one of us can relate to the other's claim, I fear we will never solve this...

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City Council Set to Vote on Making a Section of Lake George Shoreline “Clothing Optional”

St Cloud City Council is set to vote on making a part of Lake George's shoreline a nude beach.  President of the group Chunky Dunkers says "There are a lot of closet nudists in the area and this would be a perfect thing to show how liberal and livable it is in the St Cloud Area"...

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