I'm a reluctant member of society and am seriously trying to find an alternative. I've been suicidal for the last couple of decades but at the same time a chronic procrastinator. Seems to work for me. I have a extremely short attention span and well, enough about me.
How Many Sex Partners Have You Had?
This was my first lesson in complete honesty.
What Irritates the Hell Out of You?
You know, the old, don't sweat what you can't change. Well, that doesn't hold up for most people.
Have You or Would You Ever Make a Sex Tape?
Personally, the last thing I want to see is my lily white butt in a sex tape
It’s 2:46, Are You Feeling Frisky?
Have you ever been at work at 2:46 in the afternoon and all of a sudden you have the "Urge to merge", you know, have sex?
Another Lucky DREAM GETAWAY Winner
Go anywhere you want, when you want.
Big Lebowski Reunion with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman and Steve Buscemi (video)
Ask any Lebowski fan how many times they have seen the movie and I bet not one will say "only once".
Some Pretty Good Movies Out This Week
It's supposed to cool down this weekend, so it might be a good weekend to catch a movie.
Burger King’s Nightmare Burger (video)
My first thought was maybe they were just trying to get rid of some moldy buns, but that isn't the case.
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Beer?
Let me preface this with, I was not a good kid
Guy Blows Off His Own Arm and Remains Remarkably Calm (911 call video)
It's amazing how calm this guy is while talking to 911
You Want Change? Vote!
Breaking news, politicians lie.
We Really Need ______________ in the St Cloud Area
BTW, I miss The Electric Fetus, just sayin'