Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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Let's hope they keep the romance alive as long as she is.
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Maybe these guys should stick with volleyball or soccer. Or, not doing anything athletic altogether.
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Leroy Black is going to have some explaining to do when he gets to pearly gates.
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This old man paid for sex and makes no apologies for it.
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Bacon -- it's a delicious side dish. And an even better weapon of self-defense.
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Well, there's a headline you don't see too often.
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Let's get this straight: no one likes whistling.
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