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Group Texting/Chatting Should Be Illegal

There's nothing worse than your phone going ballistic with message notifications, from a group chat that you didn't even ask to be in. It's time for it to be made illegal.

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Called in for Jury Duty? Try These Tips

Many of us will get called in for jury duty at some point, and nobody likes it. Here's some humorous suggestions if you MUST try to get out of it.

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5 Quick Sunburn Relief Tips and Tricks

The sunny skies, hot temps, and reflection off the lake this weekend left me with a nasty sunburn on my back. If you have the same problem as I do, here are some quick fixes to make the pain go away!

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How To Check Your Propane Tank Level, No Tools Required [VIDEO]

Ever run out of propane mid-cooking on the grill? This is a meal-saver for anybody that cooks using one of these propane tanks.

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Help! My Son Wants to Be a Career YouTuber [WATCH]

When you groom your kids to be successful adults, it can be a little nerving to see them decide to take a path that doesn't include college and is all gaming.

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St. Cloud Homeless Shopping Carts – Theft or Not?

You see it every day in St. Cloud, homeless panhandlers pushing shopping carts around town loaded with their belongings. What do they say if you ask where they got the cart?

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Are You Going to Watch the Inauguration this Friday?

There are a great many people who are not happy about Trump being sworn into the most powerful position in the World.  Many democratic politicians are boycotting the inauguration and many protests are planned...

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16 Minnesota Towns That Have The Worst Drivers In The State

Since moving here, my insurance has gone up because St. Cloud & Waite Park are high on the list of some of the worst towns to drive, due to just plain bad drivers.

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Open Letter to Blair Walsh and Coach Zimmer

We just started the season and I'm already needing an anxiety prescription. That's my cure while cheering for you. Please find your cure and make it consistent please!

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The LOON, Taking You Back to When Music Didn’t Suck

I always had the utmost respect for Frank Zappa.  A free thinker before his time.  In the Video below, Franks explains the decline of the music business...

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Are Traffic Cameras a Complete Ripoff?

There are fewer things that make drivers shudder quite like red light cameras.

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Happy National Nude Day! [PHOTOS]

It's national nude day today and I hope you're joining me in celebrating it at work! Hopefully I'm not the only one who can get away with this?

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