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Fitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ Donuts

You gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.

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Okay Guys, It’s That Time of Year, Get Out Your Johnsons!

Spring Fever is here and I wish you and your Johnson the best Spring ever!  I'm not sure when this commercial came out but it's funny stuff...

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Grandma Gets Sh*t Faced at the Zoo

Just a innocent family outing to the local zoo and this is why chimps are one of my favorite animals.  Evidently, this chimp was having a tough day at work...

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John David Cain, Deanna Lynn Greer
Greene County Sheriff's Office
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Parents Busted Selling 5-Month-Old on Craigslist for $3,000

A couple is in hot water for trying to sell their little bundle of joy for a big bundle of cash.

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Man Pulls Alligator From Sewer Because Florida Doesn’t Disappoint

Anytime an alligator does anything, it's news.

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Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window

Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.

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Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings

Control your rage, people.

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13 Terrible Jokes About the Man Who May (Or May Not Have Been) Crushed to Death By His 6-Ton Porn Collection

What a way to go.

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Serial Adulterer Sues Uber for $48 Million, Claims App Helped Wife Catch Him Cheating

This guy is an Uber-creep.

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Jerry Swanson
Ardmore Police Department
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Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka

People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.

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This Can’t Be Real. Who Would Buy This?? [WATCH]

My in-laws were over today and told us about the most hilarious commercial they just saw - for the 'Million Dollar Smile' fake teeth. You've got to be kidding me. It can't be real!

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Man Goes on Nerf Gun-Shooting Rampage After Chicken McNugget Snafu

Man, people sure do some crazy things when it comes to Chicken McNuggets.

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