Every Friday, at least the ones when he's here, Johnny U comes in at about 7:35 and tells us a joke.  Usually he is the one laughing the hardest.... at his own jokes.  But we let him come in Friday after Friday and try and tell us a joke that will make us laugh.  At recently he always brings in two jokes.  He says it's because he always needs a golf joke, because it's golf season, but I'm convinced that he brings two because he knows the first one will bomb.

Here we go...

At the end he says that I'm having such a hard time not laughing.  I'm having a hard time not laughing at him laughing at his own joke!  He thinks he's a riot!  Well, you be the judge of this one...