It may be where tired celebs and their careers go to die and/or take one last desperate grasp at some sort of notoriety, but Playboy magazine serves its purpose nonetheless.

The latest grotesque waste of talent (yes, I said "talent". Doubt me? See "Mean Girls": the kid had skills...and serious beauty) will be gracing the pages - and cover - of the January/February issue.

Without question, Lindsay Lohan's spread will be "tasteful", she will have found it "empowering" and...what's left? Oh yes, her father encouraged/approved it.

Will this re start her career? Meh. Like I say about the Olsen twins: be patient, Penthouse, it's only a matter of time...