Sartell Turkey Terrorist Strikes Again!

Today the infamous Turkey Terrorist made another appearance on it's home ground; Riverside Dr.  (Co. Rd 1) in Sartell.

I was on my way back from delivering a forgotten backpack to my son at Sartell High, and as I made my way down Riverside Drive, the cars ahead of me came to a crawl. As I was about to lay on the horn, I saw the crossover in front of me make a wide swerve to the right. Lo and behold, I saw the reason for the wide berth; The Sartell Turkey! Now a minor celeb in Central MN, he strolled the center line like a Milan runway, or the red carpet at Cannes.

Head held high and gizzard gleaming in the warm sunshine, he glared at me sideways, as if to say with a Soprano-like cadence: 'What? What are ya lookin' at ya lumbering hairless monkey? I own this stretch, so move along... And put down the camera, ya schmutz!'