What do you think it was like hitting on women in barbarian times? Our best hypothesis would be something to the effect of John Slattery’s reconfiguring of the National Anthem on ’30 Rock.’ It was probably much easier, considering there was no such thing as Facebook, texting or even bathing. By the time word got around to her that you were a player, you were probably dead from disease, battle or old age (30ish).
What is it about dancers that drive us crazy? Their bodies? Their sweet moves? The fact that their sweet moves remind us that our go-to ‘Cabbage Patch’ dance really sucks? Even though we’ve been practicing since a time when people knew what the hell a Cabbage Patch even was.
Is there anything hotter than a beautiful woman playing the guitar and singing her heart out? The answer is yes there is something hotter — TWO beautiful women singing and plaything the guitar. Introducing The Pierces, sultry singing sisters from Alabama that look just as good as they sound.
Nina Agdal is on our radar after having just been announced as the Sports Illustrated 2012 Rookie of the Year. Kudos to Sports Illustrated for coming up with what might be a more pointless award than a Daytime Emmy. But more kudos to Nina Agdal for being so damn hot.
When your father’s nickname is ‘El Puma,’ and your mother is a Cuban model, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’re going to grow up to be either: A.) The Most Interesting Man in the World or B.) The Hottest Woman Alive. Lucky for us, in Genesis Rodriguez’s case, it’s the latter.
Faux-umentary film ‘Project X’ opened this weekend. The premise of the movie is that it is ‘real’ footage of three dudes who throw a raging party to become popular and, like it does in a zillion other films, the party gets out of control. Whatever, ‘Project X.’
‘The Bachelor’ finale is next week. It’s a classic showdown between ‘good girl’ Lindzi Cox and the all-around unlikeable but very darn good looking Courtney Robertson. ‘The Bachelor’ finale is looking more like a heavyweight boxing match to win Ben Fla
Coming into the public eye on the drama-filled VH1 reality series, ‘Basketball Wives,’ is Evelyn Lozada, former fiance of NBA player, Antoine Walker. With the fourth season premiering last night, Lozada is known for
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