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Kooky Girl Gets Head Stuck in Giant Pumpkin

Who knew pumpkins could be so dangerous?

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How Bad Is It to Hold In Your Pee?

We've all been there -- you've got to go to the bathroom, but, for one reason or another, you just can't.

Is keeping it in such a bad thing...

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The Funniest Ozzy Osbourne Memes
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The Funniest Ozzy Osbourne Memes

The internet's best Ozzy Osbourne memes celebrate the "Prince of Darkness" in all his bat-biting, death-defying, English-mangling glory.

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Parking in This Lot Requires You Be a Hideously Awful Driver

Getting your vehicle in between the lines can be a lot harder than it seems.

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Chicken
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Pants-Wearing Chicken Goes for a Lovely Stroll

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe he had to go Old Navy.

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frozen pants Minnesota
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Looking Like a Fool With Frozen Pants On the Ground [VIDEO]

Minnesotan's are waking to up to hilarious pranks lately, but of a different kind. Frozen pants standing on the snow is the latest trend in Minnesota.

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Farting is fun
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The Word ‘Fart’ is Boring. Let’s Start Changing It Up.

Everybody farts, it's human nature, but why be boring and call it a "fart" every time you say it? Over the next week your task is to replace the word "fart" with one from this alternate list of the word. You'll be the life of the party, and will feel so much more intelligent having expanded your vocabulary.

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The Differences Between Porn Sex and Real Sex, Explained with Food! [VIDEO]

Food can be a great way to explain things. In the case of comparing real sex -vs- porn sex, food is about the only way to explain it. If this doesn't get you laughing your ass off then you're likely at the bottom end of the percentage scale.

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Spectacle / YouTube
Spectacle / YouTube
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I’m Stuck in This Caaaaaaaa [VIDEO]

How the hell this guy got the seat belt around his body in the way he did we'll never know.

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If People Talked Like They Email
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Email in Real Life [VIDEO]

What would happen if everyone at work talked to each other in real life the same way they talk to each other in emails? Watch.

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Minneapolis Weatherman Finds Hanger in Suit Live on Air [VIDEO]

Great face-palm moment from meteorologist Steve Frazier from KMSP-TV in Minneapolis-St. Paul.

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Super Troopers 2 is Happening!!

Broken Lizard started hosting a fundraising campaign and are already well over their goal after only 2 days.

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