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The Latest Creepy Bizarre Craigslist Valentine’s Day Ads in St. Cloud [GROSS]

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When you’re a single guy on Valentine’s Day, looking to throw a hail Mary, you apparently turn to Craigslist. I can’t believe some of these people thought they’d get a date saying this!

The honest truth about Craigslist is that the ads for “Women Seeking Men” are mostly fake. The ads for “Men Seeking Women” are pretty much stalking creepy guys. So why do men continuously post ads in this section, knowing you’ll be viewed as this no matter who you are?

You be the judge of these Craigslist ads that are in the St. Cloud Craigslist right now. To me, they seem downright creepy. Ladies beware…


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To the unattached women on Valentine’s day (Willmar Spicer Benson Montevideo)

Are you bummed out that you are alone this Valentine’s day? Have you considered being a side piece? Being a side peice isn’t as bad as stereotypes protray it as being. You gain a new friend, a person to hang with, a shoulder to lean or cry on as needed, and even get some great physical exercise. AND as a bonus it’s a casual relationship that can be as frequent or as needed will still maintaining the freedom of being a single lady.
Want to go out Friday night with your Girlfriends? who am I to say no.
Want to have passion filled nights with no expectations of doing his laundry in the morning? Then this is the perfect relationship to have.

If this type of relationship interests you please send me a message and put “on the side” in the subject line to weed out spam.

https://stcloud.craigslist.org/m4w/6003527191.html


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Seeking 1950’s Housewife (MN)

Just like the title says I’m seeking a woman who wants a relationship based on the older ways. I’m 45 years old, I work 50-60 hours a week 2nd shift so someone who’s a night owl would be better. I’m a smoker and enjoy cocktails on the weekend. I spend most of my free time with friends and family. I was raised very old fashioned and believe in gender roles such as the woman stays home and takes care of the house and the man goes out and makes a living to support his family. Some of my hobbies include riding my harley to bbq’s. A couple of musts in my future woman is that they are kind good hearted and must have a high sex drive. If you find this interesting please send a picture with your response because we all know there has to be a physical connection as well as an emotional one. Please only woman who are serious about finding love again respond. Thanks for reading and hope to hear from you soon.

https://stcloud.craigslist.org/m4w/5989661426.html


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Looking for FWB

I am looking for a friend’s with benefits type situation. I am super laid back and easy to get along with. I am 420 friendly. I don’t smoke but I don’t care if you do. I am 26 5’10” and around 150lbs. I work out every day so I am fairly physically fit so I would ask that you be somewhat fit as well. I can be very sexual at times with the right person. I have a kinky side as well, I’m open to a lot of things. If I interest you feel free to message me. Please put your favorite animal in the subject line so I know your real. I will gladly provide a picture if asked.

https://stcloud.craigslist.org/m4w/6003588810.html


Fortunately these are the worst of those listings on the St. Cloud Craigslist, and the others are pretty vanilla creep. I’m going to cross my fingers that the ladies in this area keep their dignity and leave these buffoons lonely tonight, or every night for that matter!

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