Granted, this mental midget is only 23, but it's never too late to learn that what happens in porn movies, seldom works in real life. Yes, watching porn can give you unreal expectations.You know, like when a woman calls for a plumber and he shows up immediately.  Nope, I don't think that happens.

23 year old Nicholas, from Iowa, was in a Dollar General Store when he decided to flash his stuff at a female customer. How embarrassing, I mean not just being in a Dollar General Store but getting busted flashing.

The woman called the cops and Nicholas was arrested for indecent exposure. He fessed up to the cops and had a perfectly logical explanation. He told police, quote    "he had seen someone do it in a pornographic film and believed that the female patron may respond to it sexually."

Well, she didn't and he was arrested.  Lesson learned, the hard way (sorry).

(Smoking Gun)

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