I Had the Worst Valentine’s Day Ever!

Baxter,

I had the worst Valentines Day ever.  I came home with flowers and candy for my wife, only to find a note that she had run off with my best friend.  I don't know what to do.  My heart is empty and broken.  I thought we had something special. Boy, you think you know someone.  I thought he had better taste than that. I really miss him. I want my best friend back.  Her, not so much!

Signed,

Heartbroken

Dear Heartbroken,

There's a country song in there somewhere.

Signed,

Baxter