Dear Baxter

Dropping her off at the door is the classy thing to do.

I must have written her a thousand letters expressing my feelings for her before finally receiving a reply. Well, actually, it was a restraining order, but still.

My girlfriend and I have always had a good sex life. The last year or so I've had a slight problem being "up" for the occasion.

My wife and I are law abiding citizens and really don't appreciate this activity going on next door.

The thing that gets me is she wants no reminders of my ex but at the same time, she has two kids that look just like her ex.

Baxter, I have a girlfriend that most guys would love to have. She is perfect in just about every way. She's beautiful, smart, sexy and has a great sense of humor. If fact, it's part of her "great sense of humor" that is bothering me...

I stepped out of the shower and walked into the living room butt naked and my neighbor waved at me.

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