It’s SO Hot… (Jokes To Get You Thru This Scorcher Of A Day)
Hot and humid with the temp hitting mid 90's today. It doesn't seem that long ago it was 100 degrees cooler. Minnesota is the land of extremes when it comes to weather.
If you are old enough to remember when Johnny Carson hosted the Tonight Show, you'd remember all of Johnny's "It's so hot" jokes.
With the help of TripAdvisor, I've compiled a few of those classic "It's so hot" jokes and thrown in a few of my own. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
It's so hot...I saw a chicken lay an omelette
It's so hot...I saw a squirrel roasting his nuts on the sidewalk
It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull the the Dairy Queen drive thru
It's so hot...I saw Satan wearing shorts and a tube top
It's so hot...Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing
It's so hot...I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking
It's so hot...My thermometer goes all the way up to "Are You f'ing kidding me?"
It's so hot...I bought a loaf of bread and it was toast when I got home
It's so hot...cows are giving evaporated milk
It's so hot...the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm
It's so hot...my granny farted just to create a breeze
It's so hot...I discovered my seat belt makes a good branding iron
It's so hot...Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of water
It's so hot...saw a guy holding a sign "Will work for shade"
It's so hot...fire ants are actually on fire
It's so hot...hot water comes out of both taps
It's so hot...Betty Ford Clinic opened a wet bar
It's so hot...I sat on one of my testicles