It’s SO Hot… (Jokes To Get You Thru This Scorcher Of A Day)

Hot and humid with the temp hitting mid 90's today.  It doesn't seem that long ago it was 100 degrees cooler.  Minnesota is the land of extremes when it comes to weather.

If you are old enough to remember when Johnny Carson hosted the Tonight Show, you'd remember all of Johnny's "It's so hot" jokes.

With the help of TripAdvisor, I've compiled a few of those classic "It's so hot" jokes and thrown in a few of my own.  Feel free to add your own in the comments.

It's so hot...I saw a chicken lay an omelette

It's so hot...I saw a squirrel roasting his nuts on the sidewalk

It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull the the Dairy Queen drive thru

It's so hot...I saw Satan wearing shorts and a tube top

It's so hot...Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing

It's so hot...I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking

It's so hot...My thermometer goes all the way up to "Are You f'ing kidding me?"

It's so hot...I bought a loaf of bread and it was toast when I got home

It's so hot...cows are giving evaporated milk

It's so hot...the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm

It's so hot...my granny farted just to create a breeze

It's so hot...I discovered my seat belt makes a good branding iron

It's so hot...Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of water

It's so hot...saw a guy holding a sign "Will work for shade"

It's so hot...fire ants are actually on fire

It's so hot...hot water comes out of both taps

It's so hot...Betty Ford Clinic opened a wet bar

And finally;

It's so hot...I sat on one of my testicles