Really? Could You Hang Anything Dumber From Your Truck?

Does anyone else hate this as much as I do? What’s with the sack of balls hanging from people’s truck hitches? I always want to pull these people over and ask them what their purpose is in life.

Or how about any kind of bumper sticker that has the word “Hooters” in it? Do you really think women see that and think, “Oh wow, he’s awesome, I definitely need to get with him.” Trust me, that’s not the case.

Whenever I see guys who have any of these stickers or have a ball sack hanging from their truck, I instantly think they must be compensating for something. I picture MAJOR shrinkage…and there’s no water in sight.