Krissy Krabtree

It always seems crazy to me when I come across people who love to hear themselves talk. They talk, talk, talk, blah blah blah but nothing actually comes out.

If you ask me, which no one ever does but I like to give my opinion anyway, facebook has turned into nothing but drama for attention seeking people.

Do you guys have something like this at your work? A place where you can put anything and within minutes, someone will come in and eat it or take it?

Have I mentioned I’m being stalked? Yes, it’s true and it’s the creepiest thing ever.

I work in an office where we always have interns and part-timers in the building. It still amazes me how little interaction comes from these kids.

I find it interesting when I hear a rumor about myself. I always wonder how it started in the first place and where it came from. Sometimes the gossip about me is so interesting and juicy; even I want to know all the details so I can find out what a fascinating life I lead.

Have you noticed these ridiculous commercials about toilet paper lately? We have everything from kids jumping on clouds to bears cuddling with it. Why are bears involved in marketing toilet paper and since when is a bear cuddly? Let’s get realistic.

Does anyone else hate whistling as much as I do? When you hear someone whistle, does it make you want to dig a shallow grave or is it just me?

A co-worker asked me recently what some of my top reasons would be to call someone a dumbass, so here we go:

I learned something about myself yesterday and I need to figure out if this is bad or not.

Does anyone else hate this as much as I do? What’s with the sack of balls hanging from people’s truck hitches? I always want to pull these people over and ask them what their purpose is in life.

You know how we all want things as quickly as possible these days, right? Well, I think this takes it to a whole new level. That’s right guys, I’m talking about...